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3月4日 Been a whileHi there. A lot has gone on in the past year since i've typed in here. wow! Well, lets see, for everyone that hasn't talked to me in a while, I got a new job working in commercial insurance. I am in the administration part of it, so don't hate me, i'm not writing your insurance lol. I have moved out of Hamilton back in August, and love living in Kitchener. It's a little confusing getting around on the roads, but i'm getting the hang of it out here. My most recent bit of news is that I got a puppy. A little shih tzu, she's 2 1/2 months old right now. I don't have a digital camera, so more photos will come soon when I get film developed. A couple photos I do have weres given to me by the breeder. I named her Keisha, which means 'favourite' in African. She was born Dec 21 and looks like a mini st bernard.
Well I must get back to running around with Keisha, but I will work at keeping this up to date as there is a lot to talk about, but I don't want to jinx some things by mentioning them yet lol. 2月24日 Don't mess with Canadian mothers!This article has blown me away, just shows how far a mother will go to save a child. It's amazing how our super strength can come out at the oddest times and this Canadian story from the north proves it.
2月23日 The Muslim Jokes that are creating such a stir!I am not a racist, or included in all of the stir going on about these cartoons that were created. I have a link though that shows all the cartoons that have created the problems. If you want to see them you can click the link, if you have a problem with them, dont bother and move on to another space. I am open to comments though positive or negative. I'd like to understand more to whats going on with what is so bad about these cartoons.
I personally think the Muslims have gone a bit overboard in their reactions towards this situation. There are jokes made about everyone and everything in life, politics, gods, etc. Does that mean we should all make a huge stink and kill people and burn down buildings out of anger because of a few silly drawings? I personally don't see these cartoons as anything but jokes. Sticks n stones is what i say. They should grow up and learn that bombing places and burning flags and killing people isnt going to do anything but show their immaturity and make these cartoons more realistic.
2月22日 Our Canadian GovernmentThe government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Maple Leaf to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
2月9日 Just something goofyThis is something I found out on another site that a friend of mine thought up, so I had to revise it, for us womens side..
1月20日 PrincessAn airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you ...Tray-up, Bitch." 1月18日 A Little Giggle Martin, Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Martin turns to Harper and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy." Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 b ills out the window and make ten people happy." Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 32 million people happy." 11月15日 Superhero ActionI just had to type this out here for everyone else to read! Thanks Sam! lol
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So he began to ask his superhero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are good friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Darn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're good friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Goddarn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But my ass is killing me." 9月18日 If these guys could do it, so could everyone else!If you click that, you're going to stumble upon a news article from yahoo. It explains about 16 mental patients who made the trek together into a safer place in texas. They all did this alone, on their own. You have to click the link to understand, its a great story, I enjoyed it. Kudo's to the group! 9月1日 The Reason for Road Rage...It was Wednesday afternoon, about 5:15pm, i'm driving on the hwy going only about 110-115 kms/hr in a 100km stretch. There's 3 lanes wide on this area. The rules on our roads are basically, right lane is for trucks and slower drivers. middle lane is for little bit faster and the odd truck passing. The LEFT lane, VERY FAR LEFT! Is for people going faster and its a passing lane, not a doddling little sunday drive type deal.
Anyhoo.. before I get too irked and become a driving teacher, I was driving alone, and this little white car was ahead of me in the far left lane puttering along. So I get up closer to him, and he doesn't move over. I put on my signal, figuring i'm going to just get in the middle lane and get around and in front of him. I check to make sure no ones there, turning my head for a second to check my blind spot, and it's all clear, WHOOPEE! I go to move over and I just happened to glance once more while i'm changing lanes, and here's this green car flying up beside me to try and get through the lane before I could move over! WHAT THE HELL!! So I quickly pulled back into the left lane, but doesn't joe schmoe slam on his brakes for no goddam reason! So it's either run into his ass or swerve into the right lane again, thank god i moved to the right into the middle lane because the green car got the hint and moved while i swung into the middle lane almost losing control of my car, but I regained it and drove up beside the white car and yelled at him through my open window calling him every name in the book and telling him what left lanes are for. IF YOU'RE CHICKEN TO DRIVE ON THE HWY, DON'T GET ON IT! AND FOR GODS SAKE! DON'T PUTTER AT 80km's IN A 100 ZONE IN THE LEFT FAST LANE!
If someone was goin faster like 130 or more, they would have been toast. Go with the flow of traffic or get the f**k off! Slow drivers are just as dangerous as the fast ones. Where's the cops nabbing his ass! 8月29日 Who's In Charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge !! 8月16日 Yes I suckOk well don't I just suck! I haven't typed in here since July 30. It's Aug 16. I've been a bit busy, and my mood, well I haven't been in any kind of mood to type anything good in here. So when I think of something good i'll come back and have something here for y'all.
7月30日 Crash the Wedding Crashers!I crashed the wedding crashers trailer! You can too! Here Eric and Timmy from Southpark crash the trailer just perfectly!
Try your hand at crashing the trailer! Let me see some of them! I'll spare you the views of the ones i did with sesame street characters and spongebob and other cartoons.. try it! its fun! at the bottom left of the window, you can Crash The Trailer. Give it a shot! 7月26日 WARNING FOR MEN! IMPORTANT......... pass this on to all your male pals!!! police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious, when offered a drink by a woman. many females use a date drug called 'beer' the drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere, it comes in cans, bottles, from taps, and large kegs. beer is used by the female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade the male victims to go home and have sex with them. a woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of 'beer' and them simply ask him home for no strings attached fun, men are rendered helpless against this approach. after several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they never would be normally attracted. after drinking 'beer' men often wake with a hazy memory of what exactly happened to them the night before often with a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. at other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a 'relationship' and in EXTREME cases the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unuspecting male into a longer term of servitude and punishment reffered to as 'marriage'. men are much more susceptible to this scam after 'beer' is administrated. please!!! pass this warning to every male you know. if you fall victim to this 'beer' and the woman administrating it..... there are male support groups out there, where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounters, with similar affected like minded guys. for the support group nearest you, just look up 'golf course ' in the phone book!!! 7月22日 Casey's RestaurantWell, I needed to get this out. I went to Casey's Restaurant in Limeridge Mall for lunch on Thursday. I had myself a nice turkey club sandwich with fries, and a side caesar salad. All was fine and dandy. I worked the rest of my day, and headed to bed about 2am. 4am I woke up only to realize I needed to run to the washroom. For 1 hour it felt like pure hell. I never felt sick like I did there. As it turns out, I got food poisoning. I called the restaurant and talked to the manager fri morning, just to let her know about the situation, so that no one else would get what I got. She was giggling and saying how thats silly because its normally chicken that people have this problem. Well sorry that I didn't eat the chicken and decided to be different. She was nice enough to offer up some free meals since i hurled my last one up, but seeing as i've kinda lost my appetite for that restaurant, i'm going to just give the meals over to my mom.. lol let someone else get sick, not me.
They were short staffed and the manager that day at lunch time (the same lady) came over to our table to apologize for our food sitting around on the counter for 30 mins already made and waiting to be served, and was gonna come back and talk to us but I guess she forgot about us because we never seen her again.
I think this lady is new management, a lot of the regular staff that was there is now gone, and what little staff she had there at that time was slow as heck. From the time we ordered my sandwich and 2 orders of perogies, it took almost 40 mins total to get to the table. I timed it, but stopped after 32 mins.
Well i'm done blabbing about it, i just had to vent and whine and feel icky and i wanted to get it out 7月18日 Stealing gets you nowhereWell, another funny story for everyone to enjoy. This involves a customer that felt a little gutsy today. I was working down in the lumber area, when when all of a sudden, a customer set the alarm off walking out with a small box with faucets in it. Naturally i say "excuse me" and i walk towards them and explain that i have to deactivate their product. He kept walking, so i followed him saying it again, but he still kept walking but a little faster. So i say "hey" and then he starts to run. Me in shock that the fact he starts to run I say "he's running" and the duty manager happened to be around and chases after the guy. What happens after that is he tosses the box of faucets and keeps running. The duty manager came back in with them and was calling the cops. 2 customers followed the guy and the cops caught up with them all about 2 blocks up and the cops bring him back to the store.
So people, don't steal and toss the product away. If you're going to steal, make it worth it and at least keep hold of it and have a better getaway planned lol.. just kidding, stealing isnt good. 7月14日 Helpful Tips1. If you are choking on an ice cube, dont panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few mins, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxitives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about your toothache.
You only need two tools in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesnt move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.
Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends, you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. Some Pictures of VictoriaHere are a few pics of Victoria that were taken while I was at the wedding reception in the evening. There was a rainbow in the mountains that was really neat. The sky was so pink/purple it was beautiful. The one picture of the little girl is my niece. I wanted to get a picture of her hair and the picture turned out so cute. 7月12日 Canada Post can Kiss MY BUTTIm a little peeved at Canada Post right now. I sent out a letter to a friend of mine in Australia. It was in a forest green envelope, and inside was a card and an indian bear necklace for him. I sent it out in the beginning of June. It's now almost mid July and he hasnt received it yet. I went into one post office today and asked a girl about how long it should take to get out to him, and she's like a couple weeks tops. Then she says its normal that when things get mailed that other countries will steal the mail. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT!! Thats not normal! She told it to me as if its happening all the time! Why pay for shit to get mailed out somewhere and not have it delivered? Why didnt they warn me that my mail might not go through because people like to steal it? Dammit, I wouldnt have spent the money on them, I would have taken it somewhere that it would have gone through properly. God i'm mad.
Marriage..RED SKELETON'S TIPS FOR A HAPPY Marriage...
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Calif. and mine is in Texas. 7月9日 Madagascar!Well, I took my niece tonight to see Madagascar. It was pretty cool. It's more for kids, not like Disney cartoon movies where they have adult jokes in them.. this is just plain and simple and silly. If you like simple funny, then you'll enjoy this movie. The characters are great, the penguins ROCK!
Prostitution in the 2000'sHere is a girl that has made her MSN Spaces into a business site. All I can do is laugh. What happened to the good old days of standing on the street corners? lol
UPDATE: Her profile is gone! haha
Here's an escort that some guy bragged about. She had nudies in her profile but they're gone now, I think MSN gave her heck. It's silly how guys will pay for women like that. 7月7日 Can toothpaste kill???Ok, so I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, and my niece's toothpaste was in there. It's Oral B Winnie the Pooh Stages toothpaste, Berry Bubble flavour with squeeze fun shapes! Being the nerd I am, I turn it over and read the back. I find this one part saying that kids under 6 years should only use a pea sized amount. Ok, thats normal.. Then I read on, to where it comes up saying
"Warning: Keep out of reach of children under 6 years of age. If they accidentally swallow more than used for brushing, seek professional assistance or contact a Poison Control Center immediately."
Who in their right mind makes cutesy Winnie the Pooh on a toothpaste tube and then says "oh no, you kids cant touch that cute thing! Yes I know you like Winnie the Pooh but dont touch it! you'll be poisoned!" And what the heck is up with making toothpaste that is that potent where you have to call poison control??? I know when I was a kid I would put toothpaste on my finger and eat it.. yea yea, totaly silly, but kids do things like that! I never died eating the old Crest or Aim toothpaste. I don't remember seeing any poison control warning sign on the tubes either. What happened to the good ol days when things were good for you? 7月4日 I'm back!Hey everyone, how was your Canada Day? I hope you all had a good one!
I got back Sunday from my short trip out west. It was beautiful out in Victoria, I always love going out there, the harbor was still as beautiful as I remember, and the fireworks that night were amazing, nothing like i've ever seen! Too bad I didn't have a camera to show a few pics of that. I did get a few pictures of the water and mountains where we all went at the reception after the wedding (i'll post them when I get them developed). It was a bit north of Victoria. The air always seems to be clearer and more refreshing out on the island than anywhere i've ever been. I've met new friends out there, so I hope to visit out that way again next summer.
My next visit was into Calgary for a night. That was fun as well, although that stay wasnt long enough. I wasnt in the city, I was only 10 mins from the airport at the Best Western Port O' Call hotel. I had to mention this because I just wanted to say how impressed I was with the place. The hotel itself and my room looked very high class compared to the price I paid for the night. Anyhoo, I was disappointed because I wasnt going to be there for when the Calgary Stampede was gonna begin. That's something i've always wanted to go experience. Everywhere was all decorated and everyone was psyched up for the event, it was so neat, I just wish I was there. Maybe next year as well. I'll put it on my list of places to visit. |
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